You want what?!?!?! For how much?!?!?

*Finishing off the last of the Hennessy*

I have to say first, if you want quality you must pay for quality. Now with that out of the way...lets get bitter!
I'm sure we've all heard of the saying "Champagne taste with beer pockets" right? This is a saying that will always be in existence. Listen, you can't go to Payless and find a pair of Prada shoes. The same way you can't go to the grocery store and find a specialty/couture/sculpted cake. Why go to a custom cake artist/decorator and expect to get a cake that is 4 tiers, spins, flashes and can deliver itself to you, oh and 50 cupcakes for the price of a cake from the grocery store????? So to sum it up real nice and sweet...."HELL NO YOU CAN'T GET THIS CAKE FOR $100!!"

I see I'm not the only one with a drinking problem. This is a bad one...I better call my sponsor.