From the mouth of a fellow Bitter Baker: Now....if you asked a pimp if his girls are good in bed, do you think he would say NO??? So why in the world would you fix your funky mouth to ask a baker if their cakes are good? Here's how the convo would go if you find THAT idiot who'd say "NO".
No Clue Customer(in her Sha-NayNay voice): Ummmm yeah, I seen a picture of your cake at Boomquishas party and it was fly! For real though! I need to get me a cake like that for my daughter Aquaguanas birthday party. But I'm sayin.....Your cakes look good and all of that, but are they good????
Idiot Baker Who'd Say NO: Eeehhh well, I haven't heard any complaints about the egg shells I dropped in the batter in a while, so thats a good thing. My chocolate cake tends to favor liver but who doesn't like liver? My yellow cake with pineapple filling. Man, when I think of my pineapple filling...okra comes to mind!
Ok ok ok, so thats a dramatic version of a made up conversation BUT being asked "do your cakes taste good" is a dramatic way of asking to get your car egged!
Bottom line: Foolio just have my money!!
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