Ask a stupid question..get a stupid answer!

From the mouth of a fellow Bitter Baker: Now....if you asked a pimp if his girls are good in bed, do you think he would say NO??? So why in the world would you fix your funky mouth to ask a baker if their cakes are good? Here's how the convo would go if you find THAT idiot who'd say "NO". 


No Clue Customer(in her Sha-NayNay voice): Ummmm yeah, I seen a picture of your cake at Boomquishas party and it was fly! For real though! I need to get me a cake like that for my daughter Aquaguanas birthday party. But I'm sayin.....Your cakes look good and all of that, but are they good???? 
Idiot Baker Who'd Say NO:  Eeehhh well, I haven't heard any complaints about  the egg shells I dropped in the batter in a while, so thats a good thing. My chocolate cake tends to favor liver but who doesn't like liver? My yellow cake with pineapple filling. Man, when I think of my pineapple filling...okra comes to mind! 


Ok ok ok, so thats a dramatic version of a made up conversation BUT being asked "do your cakes taste good" is a dramatic way of asking to get your car egged! 


Bottom line: Foolio just have my money!!

You want what?!?!?! For how much?!?!?

*Finishing off the last of the Hennessy*

I have to say first, if you want quality you must pay for quality. Now with that out of the way...lets get bitter!
I'm sure we've all heard of the saying "Champagne taste with beer pockets" right? This is a saying that will always be in existence. Listen, you can't go to Payless and find a pair of Prada shoes. The same way you can't go to the grocery store and find a specialty/couture/sculpted cake. Why go to a custom cake artist/decorator and expect to get a cake that is 4 tiers, spins, flashes and can deliver itself to you, oh and 50 cupcakes for the price of a cake from the grocery store????? So to sum it up real nice and sweet...."HELL NO YOU CAN'T GET THIS CAKE FOR $100!!"

I see I'm not the only one with a drinking problem. This is a bad one...I better call my sponsor.