Thursday, May 19, 2011

Hooked on phonics perhaps?

A hook up? Huh? Hook up who? Oh YOU want a hook up? Now, why exactly should I give you a hook up? Who are you again? I mean, are we related? Uhhhh, no. Are you dating one of my relatives? Uhhhh, no again. Oh wait, we must have went to school together right? No? Not even an old school mate. Ok, ok, ok, then I must know you from an old job. Has to be that. We never worked together? Are you sure?

Ok, let me process this real quick......................
So you mean to tell me, that I should give you a hook up all because you have the balls to ask me for a hook up?  You do realize I don't know you from a hole in the wall right???? Ok, just checking.

To hear you tell it, giving you the hook up is going to benefit ME. Really now? Oh please, continue.
Hmmm, well after carefully listening to you tell me how my cake being at YOUR party will get a lot of exposure and a whole lot of business will come. I really must say, "Nah, no hook up, just give me my money".

Tomorrow isn't promised so please kindly pay me today!

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